Life can be as fake as your mum's orgasm ★

8====B

Thursday, December 31, 2009

thanks mum. my face looks really R-tarded . hahaha!

Today is not such an active day for me.. woke up at 7pm..yeah..i was really tired. then went out to meet parents at sembawang. had dinner at Fish N Chicks. u guys should check that place out. its really nice. good food at affordable prices. *thumbs up* i had fish and chips. dad was like "thats so small, i dont think that can fill ur stomach." i told him not to assume just by looking. cause in the end, i was really full. hahaha. don't let the appearance fool you. hahah. now i'm at home. seriously bored. and im craving for a can of coke or pepsi. pleaseeeee. i feel like goin out and getting some. haha. tsk. if only 7-11 was under my block. haha. alright, tommorrow is new years eve and i dont know what i'm gonna do. Party? Get drunk? LOL! im kidding!! maybe im goin out to skate. thats all. haha.

Got your new years revolutions?? i still have yet to set my goals for 2010.. =)

8====B

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Just got home about half an hour ago. skated with rushman,bob and syamil. at fernvale. haha. manual pad and flatland. not really a very heavy session. it was more of like a chilled out session. tommorrow maybe skating eunos skatepark. and then gonna go out with parents to have dinner somewhere. im real bored right now. cause my connection is sucking balls and lagging like hell. =.=" and im starting to feel kinda sleepy. haha. ohhh. and i have been addicted to pepsi these few days. yea i know i was already addicted before this. but now, its gotten way more. i need pepsi everyday. muahaha!

anw,yesterday's session at LSP was crazy fun. haha. all of Twitch was there, except Sam. me,fizal,bob and rushman had a lil mini ramp jam. hahaha. was damn funny mannn. and yes. never look down on an obstacle. though the mini ramp looked small,it was still slippery. haha. then moved over to the street course. wahh! Freakin great spot. haha. only that the floor is kinda slippery. everyone had fun. as usual. Dammit my luck is so shitty sometimes. at night, i HAD to get a stomach ache. fuckkkkk. lol. had to walk alone to the toilet. not just that, it was really3 dark! i felt like i was the lone survivor in a real life "Left 4 Dead" situation. hahaha! kinda creepy takin a poop in a toilet thats surrounded by darkness. haha. kept looking at the top of the cubicle door cause i was searching for hands with long nails to creep around. HAHAH!

alrighty. im out. weird as it is, Lady Gaga's paparazzi song makes me wanna go out and sk8. hahaha! i dont know why. LOL!

8====B Green Eyes

Monday, December 28, 2009

My internet connection has been sucking balls eversince afew days ago. but now its back. woohoo! im up early today cause i slept quite early last night. no internet connection = no msn,southpark,videos = no fun = boredom = me sleeping..couldn't really sleep cause i kept thinking about her.. she told me she'd text me once she touched down in England. but i didn't get any text from her. that's why i gt worried. but all's well now,cause i just chatted with her and i'm glad she's safe. (^.^) I miss you. We miss you. Optimus,Megatron and RRR! misses you too! hahaha!

Going to skate at Love Skatepark later with the guys. First time going there. ahahaha. oh and there's new SG idol ey? i don't know who it is. and i don't really care. SG Idol has gotten way lame. Screw all these contests mann.. they can never go far if they depend on this country anyway.. haha..harsh but true, mates..

8====B

Saturday, December 26, 2009

in about an hours time,you'll be on your way to the airport to catch your flight to England. How i wish i could come with you. We could make snow angels and spend all day in the winter snow. make snowman with retarded limbs. thrown snowballs at each other. haha. ahhh..just thinking of that brings a smile to my face.. but no. it's not time yet. one day... we'll be able to do all that. only time will tell when we'd be able to get away from all this and live our free lives.

Have a safe trip to England.. take care of yourself.. I'll miss you..

8====B You are self-obsessed

Thursday, December 24, 2009

I've been skating for 4days straight now..my legs are sore..Skated with Din just now..been long since i skated with him. and bumped into my Ex 4E4 classmates..So many of them were at Admiralty Mac..lol..i was shocked when i heard some girl shouting my name..turned and saw it was su mei. LOL. been soooo long since i saw them.. and they still looked the same from 3 years ago..hahaha..anw,back to the skating. skated at tekong. i am not going to skate there anymore. seriously. i used to be like "eh lets skate at tekong park guys." now i know why they don't want to. flooring sucks balls. every time we head for the ledge, "BUMP" goes the stupid holes. =.="" and then the basketball court flooring also slowly eats away your deck. so no no no more skating there..hahaha..

I forgot to tap out my ezlink card when i alighted from 969 just now. shit! they're gonna deduct 2 dollars from my card right? mannnn....i'm trying to save up here. piece of shit. LOL! bought some food from Mac to eat at home. cos what's at home is... SQUID!! bloody squid!! HAHAHA! its a no no for me.. Watching southpark episodes right now..im addicted again! family guy too! hahaah..Stewie FTW!! wahaaha!

OH YEA! when i was heading home.. i skated these umm..what do u call them..its a weird species of people..let me just try my best to describe.. "Fuckin skater wannabe's riding fishboards like some kind of retard and think they're cool" people. or as i would simply put it, MOTHER FUCKING MATREP POSERS!!! and the funny thing was that they saw me and stared..plus one of them actually tried to chase me from behind..dude WTF? hahahahah! and he still couldn't catch up with me..PWNED!! LOL! ok im done..bye2..

i love your smile. i love your laugh even more. your voice chimes in my ears like snow bells. your eyes shine so bright like a diamond amongst the stars. That one promise i made. its the only promise scribbled onto my brain..I'll wait for the sands of time to flow to the bottom. For that one day where everything will be...Perfect.

8====B

Monday, December 21, 2009

Stayed home today. Didn't do anything. bored. just resting at home. woke up with a wet pillow. no i didn't have a wet dream. =.= i drooled. MWAHAHAHA!

I feel down when i see the things that once kept us together. i remember what happened. and i think about what could have happened. still,this was meant to happen. and im happy it did. at least now i know you're happy. i can't live with myself knowing that someone close to me is hurting. ok enough.

ONE MORE THING!!!

This is my buddy Reese. We've had a blast. but now you're gone. disappeared. kapoot just like that! poof! like magic. hahaha. hope ure safe and not dead cos i know u like to do stupid stuff. hahahha! and i'm still waiting for your candy!!!! where is it?!!! HHAHAAHA!

P.S : don't assume anything if u dont know anything. =)

8====B

Thursday, December 17, 2009

YEAAAAA BOOOOOIIIYYYYY!!! back home now. reached home around 3am today. took the 10pm bus home from KL. KL was sick. though it was short. it was still a hell of a blast mates. Stayed at The Capitol hotel for the 4 days. Its near Berjaya Times Square and Sungei Wang Plaza. which is great cause there's skate shops in there. Zone 5 in BTS and Cool Element in SWP. They gt stuff that you can't find in Singapore.

Checked into hotel,chilled and went shopping! wahaha! gt my 3 tshirts.. WOOHOO! Danial u crazy boy..bought 2 shoes..tsk2..so rich. LOL. ah and of course..heavenly skating at Putrajaya Challenge park. but still fucking fuck the cab fares mannn. RM45 from bangi station to PJ park. and at that time we were low on cash. so yea. blows. and the taxi driver took us in circles. he didnt know where to go. neither did we.. AHAHAHA! PJ park is the best. its like skate heaven. ECP gt owned. hahaha! Plus, Malaysia skaters are damn hardcore and totally low profiled. they're not like the bigshots here in SG. Made friends with a bucnh of malaysian skaters. Holy shit they're good. buttery fakie hardflips,noseblunt down ledge,back blunts,over K's, the works mannn.. And it pays to be friendly. cause we gt a free ride to PJ station. hahaha. saved us money! LOL. ahhh..of course..laughing gas party in hotels are a must. im not gonna say anything about that. what happens in KL stays in KL alright guys? hahaha.. OHHHH!! SUBWAY IS DELICIOUS. and its halal. certified. so dont be dissing us saying we ate non halal shits. haha. KLCC ledge spot was ghetto as hell. KLCC roof to roof is even worst. the roof got so banged up its already like..idk..its like waves up there. haha.

im really lazy to blog. tired. in a nutshell, KL was the bomb and everyone had a good time. peace out.

P.S: i love your voice. ^^

8====B

Saturday, December 12, 2009

in about a few mins,im gonna be heading to rush's house. Sleeping over there with shafizal and we're gonna head off for KL tomorrow morning. I'll be back on wednesday. GYEAH!! HYPED!!!

8====B

Friday, December 4, 2009

I wish one day, i could have a proper Macspicy. Like seriously. Most of the Macspicys that i eat are like retarded. its usually bombarded with lettuce and mayonaise in the most disorderly ways. When i pick em up. all the lettuce and mayonaise goes splat! on my pants/table or if im lucky, in the box. what the eff man? not cool. Come on, the burger is nice. but who's gonna wanna eat a burger that is poorly presented? do u buy burgers that look like crap? i dont think so. LOL. ok enough with my random spazz on burgers. hahahah! on to what i did today...

Which is.....I FREAKIN DID NOTHING TODAY! hahahaha! its cause im too damn tired these few days. didn't join the guys at amk banks for a sk8 sesh just now. sorry guys! was too tired. and my psp is still not ready yet! =.=!!! aaahhhh..i need some games. im playing pokemon ruby red on my laptop right now. LOL. yes. i wanna be a pokemon master! hahahahah! and check out this psp game. its called inviszimals. or invizimals. im not sure. looks pretty fun. but ure gonna need a psp cam.

8====B 11 things i learnt today.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

I learned afew things today.

1) there really are such things called ass dimples. LOL
2) milk makes me go to the toilet. and take a shit. haha
3) Dreams can never turn to reality. because..how can dreams turn into reality if ure nt dreaming. and if they really can turn into reality, is the life ure living in now a reality or just another dream. think. LOL. P.S: i just totally made that up to get people to go like what the fuck? hahah!
4) the number 4 can replace the letter A like this 4sshole.. JHAHA!
5) most blondes are sluts/whores. ^^ please note: i said "MOST" not "all."
6) Tekken 6 is out on psp. (must get it!)
7) wearing 3 layers of underwear will not make your ass smaller. lol!
8) I need to cut my hair.
9) The PS3 is probably one of gods greatest creation. hahaha. i didnt say mankind's creation because god created mankind and blablabla. i dont wanna get religious here. haha.
10) I can be a real douche bag at times.
11) number 11 just wasted about 5 secs of ur time cos u read it. thank u very nice. (^^o

8====B

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

YEAAA!! i got 3 Super Soakers so imma bitch soak yo ass mafakaaa!! look at my face..all pimpin and shit. u aint wanna mess with me. with my slick ass bowl cut and some shit hot specs son'.. im like some god damn water terminator..

Damn u Centipede!!! you wouldn't be dead if u weren't snooping around when i was bathing. why'd u have to be crawling around in the toilet just now. this is what happens when i see creepy crawlies like u. i spray u with water and i'll put you in the drain hole and hope u dont come out. why do u have to come zig zagging back when i already put u in the hole? why why whyyyy? Look what happened to u..u got sawed into half. by my awesome weapon of murder...MY PAIL!!!! wahahaha! U GOT PAWNED PAWNED PAWNED!!!! MOMOMOMOMO MONSTER KILLLL!!!!! hahaha! ok just dont come and pawn me back in hell. LOL! XD

To all centipedes and buggies out there. dont come visit me in the toilet when im bathing. ok. just dont visit me at all if u wanna live. hahaha! ok peace out.

skating with an open coffeeshop = super lower body ventilation = skating in snow weather. hahah!